new song

[chrollo]

baby i can fill you up or you can feel me up
im tall and slender
not compact
im like a car that'll never get car jacked
im like a plan that comes after the fall back
im like a bad burn that'll never be laughed at
cause girl when you settle for me
you must be an amputee

i can be your boy toy
cause i have as much chest hair as an eight year old (or atleast so I'm told)
and need a hand to hold,
when I use the bathroom


all my muscle is limited to my right hand
no need to know where i stand
on masturbation and confrontation
to make matters worse
i've written and rehearsed
our first sexual intercourse

my hair is greasy
like day old spaghetti
but my looks aren't too shabby, for a homeless guy

my income is nil
but girl, my feelings are real
but still
i'd pounce on your sister in a heart beat
like she was a minority and I was the heat
age don't mean anything
even if she is 13

but girl let me break it down to you cause i think there's some things u need to know
the doctor calls the green stuff on my skin leprosy
but i call it diversity
my unibrow is to repel aerodynamics
i have more fleas and ticks than even you could predict
i watch barney for all the wrong reasons
i may be wanted for treason
i brought my own whisky to my brothers intervention
i piss the bed when I lose attention

so now you know everything you needed to know, to know that you hit rock bottom
baby i'm the end of the line
and soon you'll be mine

[chrollo]

needing to escape city life
i went for a hike without the wife
i walked through the trees for hours that day
until i found myself lost and astray
then i heard it
a soft moan
i walked toward the sound
until i found
mother nature fingering herself
i wasn't sure if it was masturbation or aggravated assault on her twat
but damn it sure was hot
she was green and leafy
but an ass that belonged in sin city
on a scale of 1 to 10
she was an easy eleven point seventy seven

i shouted
hey mother nature if u need me i'm over here
she looked and giggled
then she said the words i'll never forget
no matter how i try not to remember it
if you want me
your going to have to fuck that tree
say what mother nature
thats right you heard me

I wasn't sure what to do
her ass was hot
but I think that tree had rot
then it occurred
what would Larry Bird
do
So i took my pants off and started getting freaky

i put my wood inside of that wood
and humped like i was having a heart attack
I admit it felt good
and i've never turned back
Now i'm a tree fucker
not a pussy like a tree hugger
im an oak fucker
im here to tell all you suckers
theres nothing more fine
than a whole in a pine

As for mother nature its not out of line
to say she is mine
i ride her to the side
i ride her when we hide
cause some people think you shouldn't fuck a tree
well they're fucking wrong
cause my dicks never been so strong
as when its been in a tree

birch, cedar, fern, its what i yearn
dogwood, evergreen, maple is my staple
deciduous is insidious
you think it will be tame
but its never the same
its fucking insane
to want to abstain from fucking trees